I Hate Everyone, Except You

I Hate Everyone, Except You

Book - 2017
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Bestselling author and television host Clinton Kelly pens a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You , he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics--and many more--in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
Publisher: New York :, Gallery Books,, 2017
Edition: First Gallery Books hardcover edition
ISBN: 9781476776934
Characteristics: 226 pages


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Jul 02, 2017

Never knew Clinton was so funny! I carried his book everywhere to finish it. Laughing alone, where people where staring, but couldn't help it.

Cynthia_N Jun 12, 2017

While I thought this was kind of funny, I just didn't connect with it. I did like the commencement speech at the end which bumped it up a half star. Not my cup of tea.

Mar 03, 2017

Television personality.
Likes his penis enough to write an essay about it.
Skip. This. Book.

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